Good morning.

My friend wants goats.  Now she has another excuse.

Seriously, you titled your article “Why I don’t date hot women anymore”? I’m sure your fiance just loves that. “Honey, you’re not hot like all those nubile young girls I used to date… but your beautiful enough for me to stand.”

A buddy is going to this. I wish I could go.

I may, however, go to this tomorrow. We’ll see.